Morning Breath

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John's POV:

I checked my laptop for the second time, due to the annoying message alarm I didn't have the capable computer knowledge to turn off. Hey, Karkat is trolling Me...on his own account, too...huh, that's weird... I thought and began to type

EB: Hi Karkat! Sorry, I was doing something, and FYI, my morning was NOT shitty, thank you very much

CG: OH, WAS IT NOT? I'M GENUINELY SURPRISED

CG: IT'S NOT LIKE ON ANY NORMAL DAY YOU *DONT* PESTER ME FIRST

I felt my ears heat up and I blushed profusely.

EB: shut up Karkat, I have my reasons

I closed my computer. I should really get going, Dave invited me to the movies today...

Oh, what the hell. One more message can't hurt.

CG: HEY...JOHN? WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING?

EB: I was already gonna go with Dave... sorry Karkat

CG: OH, THATS OKAY. HAVE FUN

carcinoGeneticist (CG) ceased trolling ectoBiologist (EB)

...shit.

I got dressed and waited for Dave to pick me up like he'd promised.

I can't wait for this to be over already...

I looked out the window and spotted the blonde kid waving to me. I rushed outside and walked up to him.

"Ready for our date, Egbert?"

I couldn't have been less ready.

"Ready as I'll ever be, Dave."

Help me someone, please.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 23, 2014 ⏰

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