SCENE 1. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
THE LIVING ROOM OF A STEREOTYPICAL “NERDY” APPARTMENT FILLED WITH COMICS, VIDEO GAMES AND RETRO AND NEW GAMES CONSOLES. CHRIS AND HIKARU ARE STOOD IN THE LIVING ROOM TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENACE AFTER FINISHING WATCHING IT. HIKARU IS HOLDING A BOTTLE OF ORANGE LUCOZADE READY TO OPEN IT BEFORE HE STARTS A CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS. (JACOB IS NOT PRESENT)
CHRIS:
This film’s nothing compared to the original trilogy…it’s a joke
HIKARU:
Well it does include an Irishman and a Scotsman
CHRIS:
In all seriousness Hikaru, I’m talking bad plot, bad characters, bad settings, bad CGI. I might as well be watching Transformers 2.
HIKARU:
Oh come on it’s not that bad
CHRIS GIVES HIKARU A LOOK OF BOREDOM
HIKARU:
Ok it was awful, but you gotta give George Lucas credit for trying
CHRIS:
The only think I’ll give him is disappointment from a loyal fan who adored the original trilogy, OH…WOAH IS ME
HIKARU:
Calm down Chris, Jacob’ll be back any minute and you know he gets scared by your over dramatic persona
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SCENE 2. INT. CAFÉ - DAY
THE CAFÉ TAKES ON A PAPERSHOP THEME AND HAS NEWSPAPERS FOR WALLPAPER AND THE CHOCOLATE WAG N’ WHEELS FOR TABLES. JACOB IS STOOD IN THE CAFÉ ORDERING A SALAMI SANDWICH FOR HIS LUNCH TO TAKE BACK TO THE APPARTMENT.
JACOB:
I’ll have a salami sandwich please
SHOPKEEPER:
That’ll be 85 cent please
JACOB HANDS THE MONEY TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND PROCEEDS TO LEAVE THE SHOP UNTIL HE NOTICES THAT THE SHOPKEEPER HAS MADE A MISTAKE
JACOB:
Erm…excuse me…there appears to be garden cress on my sandwich
SHOPKEEPER:
Oh, I’m sorry, let me give you another one
JACOB:
No no, it’s fine...
JACOB SNAPS AND BEGINS YELLING AT THE SHOPKEEPER
JACOB:
(SHOUTING) just make sure it doesn’t happen again you imbecile
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SCENE 3. INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
HIKARU STANDS DRINKING HIS LUCOZADE WHILE CHRIS STANDS STARING AT HIS WATCH COUNTING DOWN
CHRIS:
3… 2… 1… Enter Jacob
EXACTLY AFTER SAYING HIS NAME, JACOB ENTERS THE APARTMENT AND GREETS HIS FELLOW ROOM-MATES
JACOB:
Sup Y’all
HIKARU:
