The Female Generation of Madness (Kuroko No Basuke Fanfiction)

Reunion.

At the reunion of the renown Generation of Miracles, they were forced to eat their former manager's cooking. Apparently, all five of them couldn't resist or let the pink haired woman cry, not even their great and almighty Leader, Seijuurou Akashi. Of course, the Phantom Sixth Man was ignored at the said reunion at that moment. Not that they mean to, but his presence was so overwhelmingly blank that no one could possibly notice him. Well, until that moment.

They were all calmly eating. Sure, there was a few conversations going on, but what they didn't expect is a small incident that will forever change their lives, specially the light blue haired Phantom Sixth Man of Teiko. A poofing sound was heard after a puff of smoke coming from the table. Kuroko, who was calmly drinking his Vanilla Milkshake, was alarmed. Not that it was shown on his face. He heard his former teammates groan and cough as the smoke was slowly subsiding. His eyes widened at the scene going on in front of him. All five of the said prodigies were women. all of them had turn into women. Akashi, the most observant one, had immediately got a grasp of what was going on.

"Kuroko-kun. We have turned into women, haven't we?" The red head had twirled a strand of her now long, vibrant red hair, followed by a displeased look on her face. Kuroko, who had immediately snapped back into reality by his former captain's new voice, nodded slowly as he took a small sip of the shake in hand, as if to calm himself down. The red head had stood up and was taking in her new appearance.

"Strange. I didn't know that the female body could be this....bewildering." The red haired woman said as the others have finally taken in the situation. The green haired woman, however, had taken in the situation a little earlier, but hadn't reacted, had finally spoke.

"I shouldn't have taken that lunch from Momoi, nanodayo. She's a Tauros. Oha-asa said that Cancers are the ones with the worst luck for today, and that they should avoid eating anything from a Tauros, nanodayo." Fixing her spectacles, the green haired woman had slowly composed herself and was still mad about the event, but was silent about it. The purple haired woman had reacted differently though.

" Momo-chin's cooking tasted weird.. and I think it's the cause of this incident..." Munching on her pocky, she quietly grumbled about the food's weird taste. The rest had mixed reactions, but we'll start by assessing the dark blue haired woman.

"GRAAAHH!! Satsuki did it this time! That woman! Grrr!!" was what she said, but after she took in her appearance, she was grinning happily and was now happily mumbling about breasts. The blonde model had freaked out, however.

"Oh no, my modeling manager's gonna kill me-ssu....! But how come Kurokocchi hadn't turned into a woman like us-ssu?" She pointed out, which gave the spotlight immediately to the light blue haired Shadow of Seirin. He almost choked on his Milkshake, but had kept calm. The red haired female answered for the clueless male.

"Kuroko-kun hadn't consumed any of the curry. He was drinking a milkshake, but the plate was untouched, proving Murasakibara-san's theory correct." The red haired female mused, continuing, "Why haven't you touched your plate, Kuroko-kun?" She asked.

"I just got out of a reunion from the seniors. We had a meal as well, so I was and still am full. I just got a Milkshake to satisfy my craving." the pale skinned man replied, immediately receiving a chorus of "oh"s from the female Miracles. He continued, "That being said, I still think that we should contact Momoi-san and tell her about this, so we can resolve the current situation." He stated, which was agreed upon by the Miracles.

"While that's being settled, we still have one problem." Kuroko stated, and the group had whipped their heads towards his direction, giving him a silent question, in which the Shadow had understood immediately, he continued. "Shelter. We can't possibly tell anyone why this is happening, because if we did, we'll sound like total idiots."

The Miracles had thought about this, and the former captain had snapped her fingers, saying, "I know. My family has a vacation house in Shikoku, and we can stay there for a while. Since Kuroko-kun used to visit me then, he can tell the staff to pick us up. Until that's settled, we have to disguise ourselves as normal civilians, and get female names. I think I'll settle with the name Seishi. Seishi Akashi. You?"

The green haired woman spoke first, saying, "Shiori. Shiori Midorima. I'm guessing I have to stop doing my mannerisms as well, nanodayo?" She asked, to which Seishi agreed on, saying, "It's better that way. The more we act like ourselves, the more we'll seem suspicious, so let's keep it on a down low."

"Aishii. Aishii Murasakibara." Was all she said as she gulped a mouthful of the snacks she was eating.

"Dakota. Dakota Aomine." She yawned as she said the name that took all her thinking capability to get the said name, then all eyes were now on the blonde model.

"Ryumii Kise~" Was what the blonde had said. But right after everyone had said their new names, Momoi had arrived, fully aware of the situation, and had a bunch of paper bags, filled with clothes for them to wear.

"Sorry for the situation...! I really didn't know that it could've happen...!" Momoi wailed, tears threatening to fall. Seishi took control of the situation and smiled lightly as she responded, "I'm sure that you didn't mean to do it, so it's fine, Momoi-san. Thank you for bringing some clothes for us." The Pink haired manager of Touou nodded and smiled back, wiping the tears off her eyes.

"Let's go wear these clothes~" Ryumii chirped, overly excited about the fashion.

A few minutes later, all except Ryumii had dour faces on, and was wearing the choices of their former Manager. Of course, they WERE males before this drastic change, so it was normal. Ryumii, however, had experienced the situation already. Living with two older sisters, She was all dolled up before, and didn't mind it. She just thinks of the situation as the makeover her sisters used to do to her as a guy.

Seishi was wearing a casual and cute doll-styled dress, partnered with black knee high stockings and red doll shoes. Momoi made her wear her long wavy hair in two low pigtails that had loose French braids as base, and black ribbons as hair ties. Shiori wore contact lenses instead of her spectacles (even if she was afraid to put them on.), wore a white blouse that was a little loose, and a pair of mint colored, high waist shorts. She then had her hair on a full on Fish tail braid. Aishii wore a lavender colored off shoulder dress with a pair of some purple flats. She had her medium length hair down, which made her happy at least, but the feeling of wanting to crush Momoi was still there. Dakota wore a dark blue polo that was unbuttoned all the way down, and a dark colored undershirt underneath, along with the pair of denim shorts. Since Dakota's hair was chin length, Momoi just placed a small braid on her hair, then let the rest be. Ryumii had worn a collared dress with a yellow/gold belt on its waist, along with some gold wedges. Ryumii could braid nicely on her own, so Momoi just watched as the model made two loose braids on her long hair.

Kuroko looked at them and smiled, saying, "You all look great." he then faced the Pink haired woman, and said, "Thank you for your help, Momoi-san."

Momoi had nodded and smiled, while the others were all blushing tomatoes. Seishi immediately sat on the lap of Kuroko and wrapped her arms around his neck, exclaiming, "Kuroko-kun is mine and no one else's. Got that?"

Ryumii and Dakota had wild reactions about this, and threw themselves unto the Sixth Man of Teiko, while saying something near Seishi's statement. Shiori, while mumbling like the tsundere she was, disagreed on what Seishi had said as well, but immediately followed it with the line, " i-it's not what you think it is, a-alright..?!" followed by the "looking away" part, While Aishii had only said, "No way. Kuro-chin doesn't belong to you. I'll crush you if you take him away." while eating snacks. The Miracles had all glared at each other, while Seishi declared, "May the best female win Kuroko-kun."

Kuroko sweatdropped and thought to himself, 'How did I get stuck in this mess again?'

And so it has begun.