Bruno Mars Imagines: NJROTC preferences

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Charlene: Yuck somebody farted.

Bruno Mars: Wait! Why do I smell gas?

Charlene: you thought I farted.

Bruno Mars: No I didn't.

Charlene: Great I did not expect that.

ROTC Cadet: Charlene stop adjusting!

Charlene: Sorry.

ROTC Cadet: Petty Officer Hernandez is in charge of the routine.

Charlene: Oops.

Bruno Mars: you never told me you were joining Drill team with arms.

ROTC Cadet: why did I say so?

Bruno Mars: nothing I'm just curious.

We messed it all up.

Sgt. Hernandez: What happened to our donuts?

ROTC Cadet: Sir this cadet does not know sir.

Sgt. Hernandez: I can tell.

Pauline: Sir this Cadet does not know sir.

Olivia: Sir those cadets ate all the donuts sir.

Sgt. Hernandez: Okay.

Bruno Mars: what are the ROTC instructors doing?

ROTC Cadet: How should I know?

Bruno Mars: Because I want to.

ROTC Cadet: You don't mean that Bruno.

Bruno Mars: To be honest, I was looking side to side.

ROTC Cadet: Oh.

It was very hot in Pleasanton.

Bruno Mars: why is the air conditioner not working?

ROTC Cadet: it's the hotel room Bruno.

Bruno Mars: Is that so?

ROTC Cadet: yep, My Friends and I are staying in a hotel for tonight.

Bruno Mars: Sure I'll get this Air conditioner fixed.

The spray paint: Fart face.

Bruno Mars: What the? Who could use a spray paint on Pauline's shirt?

Olivia: sorry that was my cousin.

Bruno Mars: In fact, her cousin Will did this on purpose.

Olivia: Bruno! You're hilarious.

Bruno Mars: Okay, everyone is acting weird.

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ROTC Cadet: Bruno, I'm not ready for finals.

Bruno Mars: why not?

ROTC Cadet: I've been procrastinating too much.

Bruno Mars: well then don't procrastinate.

ROTC Cadet: I won't.

Bruno Mars: To be honest, here are my expectations, make sure you meet the deadline, keep studying and you will get graded on how well you do on the finals.

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ROTC Cadet: Olivia! You seem surprised when it comes to finals before.

Olivia: Well I guess I never expect before.

ROTC Cadet: Bruno knows everything about Finals. We are all grounded.

Olivia: Don't worry. We can ask Sgt. Hernandez right away.

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Loud Sgt. Hernandez.

Sgt. Hernandez: Dude! How the heck did we make suggestions?

I realized Sgt. Hernandez's younger brother Jasper Hernandez who was a Petty Officer 2nd class spoke to Sgt. Louis Hernandez.

Jasper Hernandez: Not that I think of.

Sgt. Hernandez: Well I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.

Jasper Hernandez: Don't worry, it won't happen again.

Sgt. Hernandez: Well do what you have to do bro.

Jasper Hernandez: I will Kuya. I'll go speak with Bruno Mars.

Bruno Mars: You scared me sir.

Sgt. Hernandez: Sorry Bro, I got a little carried away.

Bruno Mars: No, no, no. That's fine, I get a little carried away too when I was performing at the stage.

Sgt. Hernandez: I didn't expect to see you. Man! How rude of me. It's all my fault bro.

Bruno Mars: Not to worry.

Sgt. Hernandez: Sorry about that Bruno. I didn't expect that to come intact for it.

Bruno Mars: Nah, it's fine.