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When ROTC Cadets fart at the same time as Bruno Mars begins to react.

ROTC Cadet: *Walks past to Bruno Mars and passes gas*

Bruno Mars: What the? What did you do?

ROTC Cadet: Sorry Bruno. I had McDonald's.

Bruno Mars: Great...

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Olivia: *Farts while doing homework*

Bruno Mars: Ewww! The air is contaminated.

Olivia: Sorry Bruno.

Bruno Mars: Glad you apologized.

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Charlene: *Enters the house*

Bruno Mars: Oh my goodness!

Charlene: I'm out of here 😂.

Bruno Mars: Hahahahaha.

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Jasper Hernandez: *Farts*

Bruno Mars: Do I hear a Petty Officer doing in front of me?

Jasper Hernandez: My bad. I had starbucks.

Pauline: *Walks in the hallway and passes gas*

Bruno Mars: It smells like sandwich here.

Pauline: Sorry about that Bruno.

2:30pm,

Next thing we did was that I was cooking Asian pancakes while Sgt. Hernandez's brother is visiting at the apartment. In fact, Bruno fell asleep on the couch. Haha it was so funny right because that was the time I have been hanging out with a bunch of cadets.

*Bruno Mars gets farted on while eating*

Taken at Sgt. Hernandez's house.

Jasper Hernandez the younger brother of Sgt. Hernandez was sitting on the couch with Bruno Mars. I was watching Ghost Adventures with Charlene while studying orders to the sentry until this dude got farted on in which my friend kept farting in front of Bruno Mars. Dude! I didn't know what was going on so we were laughing.

ROTC Cadet: bro, did you just fart?

It was my brother Josh, Justin farted in front of Bruno Mars.

ROTC Cadet: Damn! That stinks.

Jasper Hernandez: Kuya! What was that?

Sgt. Hernandez: That was Josh.

Jasper Hernandez: Lol 😂😂.

Charlene: Dude! Who farted?

Josh: My bad.

Even at McDonald's with Sgt. Hernandez's brother, Jasper. Justin is Sgt. Hernandez and Jasper's cousin was there with us. His cousin is from Quezon City, Sgt. Hernandez and his brothers, Jasper and Noel grew up in Manila, Philippines.

Jasper Hernandez: You farted?

Justin: Yes.

Jasper Hernandez: Gosh! That stinks.

Everyone was laughing. Even Jasper, Sgt. Hernandez and Justin. All of us were laughing.

Sgt. Hernandez's real name is: Jason Manabat Hernandez.

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