🐱Cats and Dogs🐶

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"All men are dogs"
"Try to find a different pedigree"
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"If women catwalk, what do men do?"
"They obviously dogwalk, duh"
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"Why is a dog man's best friend?"
"Because the woman took the cat"
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"If women have catfights men obviously have dogfights, right?"
"Obviously, yes?"
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"We females are such felines"
"Then that makes men canines"
"No wonder they're so aggressive"
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"They call ours pussy 'cause we're so feline-like, right?"
"Yep"
"So why didn't they call theirs puppy?"
"Don't ask stupid questions you idiot!?"

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