Wacky Fun Stuff

AWKWARD

What if people did like dogs? You know, sniffing each others' butts to know each other? Not small sniff, no, the big deep sniff. If I knew how to type a big deep sniff, I would. I guess it's something like sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffff.

So you're walking down the road and you feel something against your butt.
He/she's sniffing you like real hard. Your eyes widen in a really creeped out way and your face has this I'm weirded out' expression.

Then he/she's like "I remember you, you're (kindly insert your name here). I really love your butt smell, it's like so amazing."

I swear that that would probably be the weirdest, most awkward, creepiest, most abnormal and strangest situation anyone would ever be in.

I guess and I'm pretty sure that I'll give him/her an I-am-creeped-out smile before running away, like far far away, like Shrek's kingdom of Far Far Away.