dan : hot chili
phil : how did you get my number
dan : a friend's friend bby
phil : okay... what do you want a free tattoo?
dan : whet
phil : i run a tattoo shop
phil : i was presuming that you were asking for a tattoo and then someone recommended me
dan : no, but how many tattoos do you have?
phil : why
dan : research
phil : 26
dan : QUIT UR FUCKISN JOB AND COME FUCK ME RIGHT NOW ON MY PARENTS KITCHEN TABLE
