#1
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land.
The sign said "Disney Land left"
So they started crying and went home.
#2
Dear Haters,
i couldn't help but notice that 'AWESOME" ends with 'ME', and 'UGLY' starts with 'U'.
#3
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I left.
#4
I love my six pack so much, i protected with 5 layers of fat.
#5
The more you weigh, the harder it is to kidnap you.
Stay Safe. Eat Cake!
#6
SCHOOL
S-Six
C-Cruel
H-Hours
O-Of
O-Our
L-Lives
#7
I can't dance to save my life. But when I step in dog Poo I can Moon Walk Better than Micheal Jackson.
#8
A thief broke into my house last night... He started looking for money so i woke up and searched with him.
#9
That moment when you spell a word so wrong that Auto- Correct's like "I've got nothing man"
#10
Jacob:
what did the ocean say to the other ocean
Vickie:
What?
Nothing they just waved
Oh
Did you sea what i did there?
Nope
I'm shore you did
How do you even have friends?
Don't be such a beach.
#11
Mark:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kaylee:
...Seriously?
To get to the Ugly Witch's house
...I don't get it
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The chicken
#12
When my Best Friend doesn't come to school
"How dare he/she leave me alone with these Idiots!"
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