Martinez Twins Imagines and Preferences

Weird pickup lines (Ivan)

You were cuddling on the couch with Ivan who was scrolling through his phone. All of a sudden he put his phone down.

"Babe," he says and shifts to look at you.
"What Ivan?" You ask worried at his sudden outburst.

"Are your jeans made of mirrors? Because I see myself in them." He says and looks at you waiting for a response.

"Ivan," you laugh "I'm not even wearing pants," you point to his hoodie that you're wearing with just your underwear.

"I found it on twitter and it's cute thoughhhh" Ivan whines.

"Sorry babe," you laugh at him as he gets back on his phone.

A few seconds later he looks at you again. " Are you from Hogwarts because I'd love to slytherin your pants."

"Nice try but we've never even seen Harry Potter."

"Agh," Ivan sighs in frustration.
"Fine. Is that a cell phone in your pocket because that ass is calling me" he grins at you and sticks his tongue out at you.

"Again, not wearing pants. Keep trying." You roll your eyes at him.

"Oh I can go all day" he winks at you. " Your eyes are as beautiful as the sea I dumped my ex's body in"

"Ivan what the fuck. That one is just messed up."

"But I said it have pretty eyes" he whines and pouts. You turn to look at him, giving him a quick kiss before laying down on his chest with your cheek against his bare chest.

"Keep trying babe, but none of them are going to work."

"If you were a flower you'd be a damndelion. Wait babe what is a damndelion?" He asks looking confused

"It's actually a dandelion and it's a yellow flower on the ground. " you show him a picture.

"See! That one is cute" he says satisfied.

"Except the fact that it's a weed. And you just called me a weed" you smile at him devilishly.

"Ugh" he sighs annoyed.

"Oh here's one. Are you a termite- what's a termite?" He pauses

"A bug that eats wood"  you say looking over his shoulder at Jake and Ericka making food in the kitchen

"Okay. Are you a termite because you're about to have a mouth full of wood"

"Ohhhhh My boys got game!" You hear Jake yell from the kitchen.

"Ivan!" You yell. " why would you say that!?" You ask.

"Because I'm savage!" He laughs and kisses your head. "Did I win?" He asks and looks at you.

"Fine,"you sigh. "I guess I'll give it to you."

"Yayyy I win I win" he yells.

"Shut up Iv." You say and lay back down on him cuddling closer.