The world of wierdo

Welcome to my life as you now by the title I am supposedly a weirdo.

I was walking back from school as I heard a loud crack oh no that sounded light a phone screen kind of crack I thought to myself.

As I turned around I saw my new Nokia face first on the floor.

As I turned around expecting to see a cracked screen I didn't instead I saw a cracked floor I ran away before any charges could be pulled on me!

As I was running I randomly felt like a badman, but just found out that I'm the same old weirdo.

I walked to my local corner shop breathing heavily.

As I entered the cramped shop I got terrified by the needy shopkeepers bunny teeth popping up at me.

The shop keeper has pretty dumb questions and hates it when I sarcastically answer his questions.

"Can I help you?"exclaimed the shop keeper.

"No I've been waiting thirty minutes in the queue to say hi,what do you think?"

"Gosh stop with the sarcasm, now will you like a bag?"

"No,I will just carry all my items on my head!"

"Get out of my shop and don't come back until you've got rid of that sarcasm habbit!" Sighed the frustrated shop keeper.

"Sorry sarcasm falls out of my mouth just as stupid falls out of yours!"