A Weirdo's guide to outsmarting Parents

#5 Hanging out

Ever went to the movies with your friends and have your parents drop you off and ask what time the movie ends?

Tell them an hour later after the movie ended,so you get one hour free from parental terror to do what you want. Ps don't tell you parents the starting time either.Tell them an hour earlier. like

 The real time: 12:30-2:15

Fake time:12:00-3:15 (tell them you have to reach early to buy tickets and snacks due to lines and such.)

Parent: But how is it so long?

Me: Mom I still have to buy my crap and tickets as well as wait in line.And remember Stacey comes late bla bla bla (start babbling and parents start to zone out and just go with it.)

Ya have to be confident in your lies to be able to sell it.No laughing,smiling act as causal as you can.