My laptop has got bug that neither my anti-virus or anti-adspamthingy can identify, therefore Internet Explorer and Google Chrome becomes overpowered and decides to give up and completely shut down on me wihout my consent. And so i will have to type this whole story on my phone (with non text fingers) until my laptop stops throwing a hissy fit. I know some of you may think that i should save every so often to avoid deleting everything but you have no idea how weak it is. Imagine a game of whac a mole (very classic game ftw), they pop up very quick and go down very quick. You don't get a second to gather the rhythm but i keeps happening. It's the same with this, it pops up unexpectedly and you can't do anything about it but rage into a pillow and start swearing at your laptop quietly so your parents don't hear you. I was so excited about this until my laptop deleted a chapter (YUP IT REALLY F*****G DID) I will probably get the swing of it once i do it again. And you know who you are!! Thanks for already showing an interest before i've even begun :). <----- ugly mole for a smiley (really a full stop). Oh and my laptop also shares an interest in not being bothered to type some letters so sorry if any are missing. Sorry this isn't a chapter btw. I better shut up before my computer shu