Who Ate MY Oreos?

Oreos Gone

Eren had been out all day, hopping around from company to company, employer to employer in hopes of landing a well-paying job, but honestly, he was ready to crash on the couch and eat Oreos while watching Arrow. He had been preserving his Double Stuf Oreos all week just so he could eat them when he felt like he deserved them the most. Usually, Eren would have eaten them as soon as he paid for them, embarrassing Armin if he was with him, but he wanted to prove to his roommates, Armin, Marco, and Jean, that he could be a responsible adult; apparently responsible adults were people that were patient.

The brunette jogged up the dormitory's stairs, unclipping the room's keys off of his backpack. Sliding the metal into the keyhole, Eren called out, "I'm back!" Surprisingly he couldn't hear much besides the TV in Jean and Marco's bedroom, but Eren didn't think twice about knocking because all he knew was that they could be making out in there—he had barged in on them once, and that wasn't a nice ending. He sighed, and walked to his and Armin's bedroom, sliding off his black dress shoes and matching backpack on the floor next to each other. Instantly, the brunette crashed onto the bed and let out a sigh of relief as his eyes flickered shut for a bit until he remembered his Oreos. Eren reluctantly stood up and strolled back into the kitchen, opening the same exact cabinet he had placed them in—only to find that they weren't there!

Frantically, Eren opened the fridge and each and every drawer, searching for those delicious chocolate cream smashing discs, yet he couldn't find them anywhere! He was furious, his precious Oreos had seemingly just disappeared into thin air or—Jean must have eaten them! Eren slammed the remaining opened drawers shut and stormed to Jean and Marco's room, angrily banging on his roommates' door.

"Eren, you can screw off!" yelled the familiar voice of Jean. Eren could hear the sound of a belt jingling, but he could care less about what they were doing in there, he just wanted to punch Jean so badly for devouring ALL of his heavenly discs. Then the door opened, "What do you want, blockhead," the slightly taller man muttered, visibly annoyed, as he glared into Eren's teal green orbs.

"You ate every single one of my Double Stuf Oreos!" Eren bellowed, clenching his fists as he glared right back at Jean. He swore this was last straw with Kirstein, but if it hadn't been for Armin and Marco calming them down after a heated dispute, Eren would have been asked for another room.

"I didn't eat your Oreos! I didn't even know you had them!" Jean shouted, but Eren didn't believe him the least bit. He hated Jean's guts for as long as he was alive and just as he opened his mouth to retort, Marco, Jean's boyfriend of seven months, butted in.

"You two should really calm down. We need to this out like well-mannered adults," Marco sighed, stepping to the door. However, he knew that controlling the two boys' temper was no easy task and without Armin, it would be impossible to calm Eren down.

"As if this horse has any manners! He's always eating OUR food!" Eren continued as if Marco hadn't uttered a single word. It was true that Jean did have a tendency to eat Armin and Eren's snacks, but ever since of the arguments turned physical and nearly sent the two to the hospital, Jean rarely touched their food again.

"But Eren, do you have any—" Marco was interrupted as he saw Jean throw a punch at Eren. It was only a matter of time before the two men got into another brawl and unfortunately, that time had just ran out. Eren, however, managed to catch the fist that was aimed at his jaw. "Jean! You both know this isn't how you solve your problems!" Marco panicked, hoping Eren's best friend would come home soon as he tried his absolute hardest to restrain Jean from the brunette, but Eren kept running towards him. As if Marco's wish was granted, he heard the door open: it was Armin! "Armin! Help me with these two! Calm Eren down!" Marco shouted as he tried to keep his boyfriend away by shutting the door on Eren, but to no avail, it didn't work.