Tree of Feelings: Oh, look at me, fucking being a tree... ohshitwhoisdat and why are they trying to kill meh.
Psycho: *shanks the tree* GIVE MEH THE APPLE!!!1!
Tree: Nu *kills him* oh shit I'm bleeding. Might as well make guardians to defend the tree because Imma' dissapear... *creates dream and nightmare*
Dream & Nightmare: SUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*later on*
Nightmare: *getting bullied*
Bunny Monster: Ha, Stupid nerd. Books are for the illiterate and pussies.
Nightmare: Keep laughing while you can, one day I'll teach myself to make chloroform and knock you out, then I'll drag you to the basement and chain you the the foundation. The first thing you'll see upon waking is me, standing before you as your new god. And then I'll make you worship me in ways no one has before.
Bunny Monster: *scared as fuck.*
*LATER*
Dream: *getting fucking worshiped*
Nightmare: *grabs a dream apple, the apple becomes corrupted.*
Dream: OH shit.
People: *run up to nightmare and try to kill him.*
Dream: *try to stop them*
Nightmare: *eats the corrupted apples and nightmare apples. he changes form* SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Dream: *gets his ass kicked. turns into stone
*PART ONE IS DONE*
