*joe is sitting with his camera alone in the studio. all in silent*
(Enter socks)
Socks: wow, it's been a hot minute.
Joe: socks...... is is it really you.....
Socks: lol yeah it really is. I kinda was distracted. By life.
Joe: omg omg omg you have no idea, fans and waffles and- and Ashoka and and omg...
Socks: woah bruh calm down. What do you mean fans and waffles and Asho-
*from off stage, a faint yell, slowing growing louder. Until...*
(Enter Ashoka)
Ashoka: SOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYYY KRIFFFFFF I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUU *tackles socks in hug*
Socks: holy sith Ashoka! Calm down and please get off of me I'm in pain.
Ashoka: SOCKS!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IVE SPENT THE LAST 3 YEARS SITTING WAFFLES AND EATING FANS AND FIGHTING JOE WAIT NO, THATS NOT RIGHT, IVE BEEN, IVE BEEN SITTING WITH JOE AND FIGHTING OFF FANS AND EATING WAFFLES YEAH YEAH THATS RIGHT! ANS THE WAFFLE MIX RAN OUT A YEAR AGO EVEN THOUGH WE RATIONED IT SO FHEN I ALMOST ATE THE FANS BUT THEN JOE WAS ALL LIKE "NOOOOO" SO WHAT THE HECK WHERE WERE YOU???
Socks: *stands up and pulls Ashoka up* first off, I need you to calm down. Second, I just got distracted with life. third, you almost ATE THE FANS?
Joe: no she didn't. I think she was hallucinating. We ran out of waffle mix and she was sad and curled up in a ball to cry.
Ashoka: I just- I just- uggghhhh I missed you
Socks: Ashoka, are you crying.
Ashoka: *wiping tears from face* no, what makes you think that.
Socks: my goodness Ashoka. I've missed you.
Ashoka: really? Aww socks, I missed you too.
Socks: *mumbling* yeah I didn't notice...
Ashoka: What was that?
Socks: Nothing! Anyways. So, are you guys up for re-starting the show?
Ashoka: Am I up? Am I up? I've been waiting for 3 YEARS to re-start the show! Heck yeah I am
Socks: and you Joe?
Joe: I don't know, am I?
*cricket noises*
Socks: is that a yes...
Joe: Yes I'm up for re-starting the show.
Ashoka: Heckkk yeahhhHhHhhhhhh lets do this guys!
Socks: Alright joe, start the camera.
*joe starts camera. Socks spins around in chair*
Socks: Welcome backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my fans!! Yes I know it's been a few years! But I'm back baby and better than ever.
Ashoka: That was cheesy.
Socks: shut up. Go eat a pancake or something.
Ashoka and joe: ...................???????????????
Ashoka: did you, did you just......
Socks: what?
Joe: how could she....
Ashoka: WHAT!!!! NOOOOOO! SHE HAS BEEN TURNED TO THE PANCAKE SIDE!!!!!
Socks: Ahsoka! Chill out!
Ahsoka: HOW DARE YOU. You, you, you....
Socks: me what?
Ahsoka: I. Need. Waffles.
Socks: I. Need. You. To. Go. To. The. Closet. Wow I remembered
Ahsoka: Fine! You lowly traitor! You turned on the backs of waffles! You cursed being! You-
Socks: ASHOKA!
Ashoka: FINE *runs off stage*
Socks: Finally! Alright guys. Anyways. I'm so glad to be back. I will try to start updating again. I hope that you will still read my book(s). Hopefully they won't be trash, but no promises lol. Alright gamers! Talk later on the Star Wars-
Joe: What did you say?
Socks: what now!?
Joe: did you say "gamers"?
Socks: yes?
Joe: that's the worst-
Socks: stoooppppppppppppp I've grown up ok? I'm not a child! The way I speak changes. First pancakes! Then gamers!
Joe: neither of those can be justified.
Socks: well ya know what??!?!?! You can- *sniffs the air* I smell smoke....oh no. Ahsoka?
Ahsoka:*off stage muffled* yes?
Socks: What are you doing...
Ahsoka: Making waffles
Socks: im back for 5 minutes....*runs off stage*
Joe: soooooo, should I turn ir off now? I don't remember how this works because you've been GONE for 3 YEARS.
Socks:*off stage* shut up.
