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Ahsoka:*runs on stage yelling* HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Socks: Get back here you son of a sith!

(enter Rex)

Rex: Wow. Just wow.

Ahsoka: Oh! Rex! Thank the Force! I need your help!

Rex: With what? Saving the world! I'm pretty good at that.

Ahsoka: No. Getting away from her!*points at socks*

Socks: What? She stole my waffles.

Rex: Can we just get this over with?

Socks: Sure. Welcome....

Ahsoka:To.......

Socks: The.....

Ahsoka and Socks: Star Wars Talk Show!!! Ta-da!!

Rex: Sorry Sweethearts but-

Ahsoka and Socks: Awwww! That's so Sweet.

Rex: Listen. I Watch this show, and you guys hated each other.

Socks: Nope. Not anymore. Anyway. First question. Who is your favorite Commander?

Rex: Ummmmmm.... That's a toughy.

Ahsoka: Uhhhh. No it's not!

Rex: *rolls eyes* Anakin

Socks: Sorry Ahoska.

Ahsoka: *shakes head and sheds a tear* I'll go eat worms now.

(exit Ahsoka)

Socks: I can only shake my head in disgust at you.

Rex: Ugh. Just ask the next Question.

Socks: Who do ya havent crush on.

Rex: *pauses* Ummmmmm. *mumbles* Ahsoka.

(enter Ahsoka)

Ahsoka: I AM MARRIED!!!!

Rex: Well....

(enter lux)

Lux: WHAT DID HE SAY!!!!!!!????

Rex: *runs off stage*

Ahsoka and Lux: CCCHHHAAARRRGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*they run of stage*

Joe: I love my job.

Socks: Just stop it.  I have to break them up. *looks at camera*See you next time on the Star Wars Talk Show!*hears a Lightsaber turn on off stage* Oh no. AHSOKA!!!!!*runs of stage* Turn that thing OFF!

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