Ahsoka: Socks!!!!! Where are you!!??
Socks: Standing next to you. Why are you wearing a bag on your head?
Ahsoka: Because I wanted to know what it felt like to be Yoda!
Socks: Yoda's not blind! Kanan is blind! Yoda talks backwards!
Yoda: Funny to say, that is not.
Ahsoka: Ahhhhh!!! Where is he! In front of me?! Behind me!!!??? On top of me!!??
Yoda: In the force I am.
Socks: Oh my stars. Ok. Ahsoka take that bag off your head. Yoda sit down. Joe hand me that piece of paper. Oh! And Ahsoka? GO EAT WAFFLES OR SOMETHING! So! Welcome to the Star Wars Talk- Ahsoka LOOK OUT!!
Ahsoka: *runs away and trips off stage because of the bag on her head*
Socks: Force, this is my life. And freezing cold baseball games(which I happen to be at today. Yeah. #storyofmylife)
Yoda: Olil😊
Socks: Waaaaa?
Yoda: Out loud I laugh.
Socks: *face plam* And i thought I like this job.
Yoda: Interview me, you should.
Socks: Fine. How old are you.
Yoda: 900 years I am.
Socks: Why do you talk backwards?
Yoda: Answer that, I will not.
Socks: Why not. Why not. Why not. Why not. Wh-
Yoda: Because speak that way I do!!!!😡😡 HAPPY ARE YOU??!!!
(enter ahsoka)
Ahsoka: Wow. I thought that Jedi were calm. He's cra cra.
Yoda: Eat those words you will!!* jumps on Ahsoka's head* eating them yet are you? Hmmm?
Socks: HEY!!! GET OFF HER HEAD YOU LITTLE GREEN MAN!!!!! OBI-WAN! ANAKIN!!
(Enter anakin)
Anakin: Yes?
Socks: *points*
Anakin: Ahhhhhh!!!! Master Yoda!! Get off!!!
Yoda: Get off I will not. Insult me she did!
Socks: Joe! Turn the camera off! We are not trying to give the fans nightmares!
Joe: ummm....ok*camera goes black* what fans?
Socks: *Punching noise* Why did I hire you again?
