Kurapika x Reader One-shot

Omfg

Me: AAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIET OMFGGG

Kurapika: What the-- WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT'S WRONG??

Me: 2K READERS ARE YOU KIDDING ME HOLY SHIET--

Killua: You trashy writer, you just realized that? You idiot. AND YOU KEPT PEOPLE WAITING FOR YOUR UPDATE LIKE-- ONE YEAR.

Me: I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I CAME BACK DUMBASS.

Gon: but... you do know you won't be forgiven for leaving this account for at least 1 year right?

Me: ...... ;w; i know i'm sorry- BUT HEY-- I'LL TRY AND WRITE ONCE I GOT MY INSPIRATION BACK--

Kurapika: So to sum it up, the author has been through depressing stuff so she forgot to update all her stories and probably cancel the collaboration book--

Me: Yeah i'm so ashamed-- i could write an "character x Oc" though.. and i've been really busy on smule XD TOO MANY CHORUS BATTLES *CRIES*

Leorio: Just write the frickin continuation with Kurapika's "Girlfriends"

Kurapika: ........

Me: HAHAHHAHAHA GIRLFRIENDS HAH-- YOU HO-

Kurapika: *irk mark* LANGUAGE PLEASE.

Killua: Your just salty because you have too many girlfriends :3

Gon: uh... what is a "Girlfriend"? Judging from the term... is it a Friend that is a girl?

Me: .......
ABORT MISSION-- DON'T RUIN GON'S INNOCENCE PLEASE--

Hisoka: Ara ara~ my unriped fruits are growing~ we need to spill out some information about those naughty stuffs you know~

Me: ...... how tf did you get here. And judging from the statement Hisoka said-- *cough cough* i might make um *chOKES* lemons *coUGHS*.

Leorio: Oh you little nasty author--

Me: DON'T JUDGE ME- SOME PEOPLE HERE WOULD LIKE TO GET IN DEM PANTS-- YOUR JUST SAYIN THAT BECAUSE YOU TOO OLD FOR US-

Leorio: ......

Killua: HAHA IS THIS A ROAST PART OF THE STORY?!

Gon: what-- i'm so confused....

Me: okay so i might have gotten carried away on insulting Leorio- SO YEAH I MIGHT POST IN THE NEAR FUTURE ABOUT MORE ONE SHOTS- whether its lemon or uh... a fluff one xD

Thanks for reading this shitty chapter lmao-

BAIIII--

*GETS SHOT BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE REQUESTS TO BE GRANTED*

*ded*