Inside My Life

The Time I got Sugar High....at School

This is a sorta a 'storytime' type of shit. 

So if you like this stuff, make sure to let me know in the comments, I'm sure to have more wild stories in the future. 

So, it all began one Wednesday, when we were going to be presenting projects to parents and other grades. I was not very excited for this as we call it, 'museum', resulting in me wanting to have no memory of it what-so-ever. 

And the only way to do that is to get fucking high!

And to be honest, I don't remember a lot from that morning. But you'll hear more about that later. 

So it all started out early in the morning, at around 6:43 AM. I had experienced before the after affects of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal, and they always resulted in me laughing like an insane person and being really crazy. 

Yeah, I ate a big bowl of that, and brought some to school. 

And to top that off, I drank a large caffeinated and sugary mug of tea. 

But that's not all.

One student decided that she wanted to bring 'milk tea' in for her project, to let people sample it. She comes up to me, and says something along the lines of, "I gave **** and ***** some milk tea, and they're literally high." 

So you know I was about to get all up in this shit.

One thing happened, and then another. I ended up drinking more than 18 shots of milk tea, and was having an extreme reaction to all the sugar in my body. I was stumbling around my classroom, non-stop laughing, and tripping over myself every so often. I also remember practically fighting my friend for more milk tea. 

That's all I can remember. 

A couple of my friends said that I tried to take a swing at one person, and that I almost fell asleep on a desk. My laughter was high pitched and insane sounding, and I couldn't stop shaking. I remember my hands violently shaking, and my eyes turning slightly red. 

Yeah....Don't do drugs kids. 

That one student serving milk tea probably laced it with some weird crack before serving it to everyone. Well..in my case more than 18 times. 

It was probably one of the most insane and fun experiences I've ever had- oh shit I mean..

IT WAS HORRIBLE DON'T DO SUGAR OR DRUGS OR WHATEVER PLEASE DON'T SUE. 

Yeah, but anyway, to be honest it was quite addicting, though I haven't done it since. So the moral to this story is, don't over load your body with sugar unless you want a good time. 

Then go for it. 

I would only do it once or twice, not every day or anything. That could lead to some health problems, most likely Diabetes or something. 

Hey don't judge me, I'm not a doctor. 

But seriously, don't do this every day, or every week or anything, and it would probably be in your best interest to never do it EVER. 

So I did it for you so you could know what it's like. 

Aren't I such a great friend? 

Love, the person who GOT SUGAR HIGH AT SCHOOL. Yup. 

*cough love me cough*