As the title says, I was trying to clean my room, and I found the following note.
"Dear Maya,
I was going to go worship Epitheus, but my dog ate my offering."
I don't know anyone named Maya, and I do not know of any entity named Epitheus, much less give him offerings. Finally, it was my room at my Mom's house, where we do not have a dog.
In other words, I have no idea what the not is talking about. Help.
