1.My sister was asking a riddle that stated "What has a mouth but never eats and a bed but never sleeps. The answer was a river. My friend answered a dead body.
2. My sister then denied that Iowa existed. She also said that Idaho did not exist.
3. My stepmother then made up an elaborate story that involved mermaids in Idaho and Atlantis in Iowa.
4. My sister actually believed it.
Today was weird.
