WTF im in Naruto !!!!!!!

Shikamaru

Aika POV

what the hell is up with me I just have to freeze up in an awkward moment. I want to disappear. hey wouldn't it be awsome if I could just disappear now. ok I'm gonna make a wish in 3 2 1

poooooof

I found myself reappear. HELL YEAH. so like where the hell am I. I looked around and just stood there I guess.  Then I saw someone go pass.... who was it ?! No it wasn't Naruto ,Nope not kiba. DUCKASS ?! OH HELL NO WATS WRONG WITH YOU!?

It was an Australian squirrel. (BTW a teacher in my school made a joke about Australian squirrels, so mine. ORIGINAL !!)

Aika: Bye bye squirrel !!

Squirrel: (dafuq face)

Aika: SQUIRRELS CAN DO THAT !!

and so the squirrel left. iiiiiii aaaaammmm soooooo booorrreeeeed !! Where is everyone ! Oh wait I wished to disappear. well this is awkward. . .  

"you just gonna stand or are you gonna move"

I turned around and was met by the famous pineapple of a humanoid, Shikamaru and I just had the urge to freak Einstein out.

Aika: Shikamaru Nara . . .

Shikamaru: yes ?

Aika:

Age: 12

Birthday: September 22

Horoscope: Virgo

Blood Type: AB

Height: 170 cm

Weight: 53.4 kg

Rank: Genin

Likes: taking naps, playing shogi

Dislikes: Hard-boiled eggs

Shikamaru:

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Sorry could you move

Aika: Don't pretend you didn't hear me

Aika/Shikamaru: Troublesome woman

Aika: let me guess the next line

Aika/Shikamaru: What a drag

◼◾◼◾◼Shikamaru pov◾◼◾◼

What. She's reading my mind. She must be looking into my brain. Is she a ninja, she looks my age though.I'm sure a genin couldn't read minds. It could be a disguise, what if she's an intruder.

Aika: She must be an intruder... thats what your thinking. Isnt that right

Shikamaru: i i i

Aika: now then what happened to your over 200 IQ. Cant you say a simple sentance?

Whats with this woman. I cant speak. Why cant i speak. calm down shikamaru.

Aika: ne ? are you even listning ? Shi~ka~kun

a blush came over me as i cast my gaze downwards. why is such a simple word having such a effect on me. This woman is just another stupid person. Im smarter. She cant get the better of me, SHE WONT.

◾◼◾◼Kiba pov◼◾◼◾◼

what. She dissapeared, no signs or anything. Just when i was about to, 5 more seconds and i would have . . . WHY AM I REGRETING THIS!!!!!

Kiba: WHAAAAAT THEEEEEE HELLLLLLL JUST-

Suddenly, a flying shoe came at me. Shit. shit. shit. i cant escape this shoe is coming right at me.

Hana: HURRY UP AND GET OUT HERE, YOU'VE GOT A HELL LOAD OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

why me...