pick up lines ⇝ markhyuck

day 2

🔹 hyuck00 is online 🔹

marklee99 is typing...

marklee99: hey buddy, are you ok?
sent at 16:49 pm

marklee99: you didn't come to the milkshake place after school, we were all waiting for you, plus it was jaemin's turn to buy milkshakes and he actually did for once :(
sent at 16:51 pm

marklee99: jeno told me about your music exam
marklee99: hey i'm sure it wasn't that bad :((
read at 16:55 pm

hyuck00: i opened my mouth to sing and nothing came out.
hyuck00: then i threw up on one of the examiners.
sent at 16:56 pm

hyuck00: so yes, it was that bad.

marklee99: aw hyuck :\\
read at 16:57 pm

marklee99: hey why don't i tell u something that'll make u feel a billion times better?
sent at 16:59 pm

hyuck00 is typing...

marklee99: no i will not go out with u before u even ask

hyuck00: damn it
hyuck00: but whatever, go ahead

marklee99: ok
marklee99: soooo you know that concert we wanted to go to?
sent at 17:02 pm

hyuck00: yeahh

marklee99: and you know how when we tried buying tickets, they were all sold out.

hyuck00: omfg mark u didnt
read at 17:03 pm

marklee99 is typing...

marklee99: the best friend of the year award goes to mark lee because i got us vip tickets so we not only have front row seats but we're also meeting the group after

hyuck00: HSJDJSJDJDJDKD
hyuck00: IM CRYIGN

marklee99: as much as i'd love to take all the credit for this amazing surprise, my cousin is the one you have to thank. he works at the stadium and he owed me a favour so he somehow managed to snag 5 vip tickets 😅

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: 5 tickets?
read at 17:06 pm

marklee99: oh yeah, i thought renjun, jeno and jaemin could come too

hyuck00: oh ok
read at 17:07 pm

marklee99 is typing...

marklee99: is that ok? i thought it would be fun if we all went because chenle was able to get vip tickets for him and jisung but the rest of us couldn't get any

hyuck00: yeah that's fine haha

marklee99: goooood

marklee99: oh yeah my cousin said if we come 2 hours earlier, he'll give us a tour of the stadium
sent at 17:11 pm

hyuck00: i love your cousin the most

marklee99: hey what about me, i thought i had priority :(

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: dont worry, there will always be a weird mark lee shaped space for u in my heart 🤓😘
read at 17:13 pm

marklee99: good

hyuck00: speaking of the heart
hyuck00: are you an alien because you just abducted my heart 👽😜❤️

marklee99: ok that was probably the worst one

hyuck00: what about this one
hyuck00: your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine ;)

marklee99 is typing...

marklee99: wtf hyuck you can't even see me

hyuck00: ok that wasn't one of my best ones

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: hey mark

marklee99: yes

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: so, ur pretty
hyuck00: well so am i but that's not the point

marklee99: where is this going

hyuck00: shusH and let me finish

hyuck00: and im cute
hyuck00: together we'd be pretty cute 😏

marklee99 is typing...

marklee99: that was horrible
sent at 17:17 pm

hyuck00: ok i have another one
hyuck00: forget hydrogen, ur my number one element 🤓⚗

marklee99: hyuck. ur literally failing chemistry
marklee99: you got an E in our last test
sent at 17:19 pm

hyuck00: listen, its the thought that counts 😤

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: you can help me study for our next test

marklee99: yeah sure
read at 17:20 pm

hyuck00: and then we can see if we have some chemistry 😛

marklee99: are these all just getting progressively worse as we go on

marklee99: i'm leaving to save myself from these terrible pickup lines lol bye

hyuck00: nOOOOOOOO
read at 17:22 pm

marklee99: what

hyuck00: are we near an airport or does my heart just take off when i'm near you ✈️💓

hyuck00: ok u gotta give me credit for that one
read at 17:24 pm

hyuck00: U LEFT ME ON READ SMH 😤😠

hyuck00: ur bff card is being revoked until further notice ⛔️

hyuck00 is typing...

hyuck00: and by that i mean until after i've eaten dinner
read at 17:27 pm