Natural Disaster

Date: October 31, 2094 Time: 02:04

Dear Abercrombie, Entry #9

           None of us can get any sleep with the new hurricane that formed on the Pacific. It's passing over and all we can hear is non-stop thunder and flashes of lightning. Rain is pounding on the roof and windows. The only thing keeping Lily from bawling is our MP32 player. Elysha is drawing a picture of french fries while spying on Jack. Jack is writing a stupid report about the weather. Elysha is talking to me through our new walkie talkie set. Andy is looking out the window at the storm. Catie is running around and trying to scare all of us. Except for Lily of course.

            Nicole is getting her nails done. The Idiot really has to learn to do something other that be an idiot. He's really too good at it. I'm wondering what is going to happen to our family. I hope it turns out well. Although I could do without the Idiot. I'm just getting an update from Elysha. He is now talking about the history of this town. That wasn't the update I was expecting. Elysha has to go to the bathroom so now I have to take over and listen to the boring report.

           Well it's finally over. Elysha just came back and she looks like she just went to get a cookie. Now I know way too much about this stupid town. Grrrrrrrr. YAY, she brought me a cookie. I was too happy to scold her. That must have been her plan. I DON'T CARE I LOVE COOKIES. By the way when I have sugar, my sugar high takes me to past Pluto.

          Anyways now that's over... I'M JUST KIDDING I'M ONLY PASSING JUPITER NOW. YAY I JUST SCARED CATIE WHO WAS TRYING TO SCARE ME. I'M SO ENERGETIC I COULD JUST LIKE LICK YOUR FACE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Okay it's over for real now. I hope. I now know that this city was built over a sinkhole, the library has over a billion books, I'm going to die of boredom, my brother is an idiot like James, and now we have to leave so if the sinkhole becomes active we don't DIE!!! I also know that I should probably see a doctor about my SUGAR problems. I probably won't be going back to bed at all tonight. Like I ever actually got some sleep. I'm looking into a house a bit closer Montana. I can deal with avalanches because it is only October. We were just starting to like this house and now we have to leave. I just broke the news to Elysha and she offered me another cookie. I stared at it then turned around and ran from the temptation.

           There are some houses near Boom Daddy, which used to be Yellowstone National Park before its super volcano went kaboom in 2032. It destroyed the park and killed all the animals. It's still healing now. The first tree grew again in 2088. My parents which Elysha and I were named after were born in 2030... I know right, OLDIES. I miss them. I still remember their death. We were forced to watch before the Republic gave us 24 hours to run. I still cry about it and I hear sniffling before I go to sleep every night. I'll talk more about my parents next time. Until next time,

Ryan L. Walker

P.S. I have more cookies.

P.P.S. I use cookies to bribe Ryan.

P.P.P.S. He knows that but he still gets bribed.

P.P.P.P.S. I like french fries.