My cheek
I'm reading a book on Wattpad while listening to Melanie Martinez and my brother Matthew comes in my room while eating a hot pocket for breakfast. He stands in front of me and I pause my music. He pinches my cheek and speed walks out.
"You just assaulted my cheek!"
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Weird Things My Brother Says
De TodoWeird, stupid, random, and funny things my brother/s says and does. WARNING ⚠: I have went through this and there were some major spellings errors and I'm too lazy/tired to go correct them all. YOUv HSVE BREN WARNEDS (prime example ↑)
