Osamu grinned, feeling himself relax "I'm fine!! Thank you for worrying though!!"
He lalaughed nervously for a brief moment "i needed that.. and i need some more urmm... not depressing asks i guess?"
"S- s- s- shopping with my mom?" Osamu visibly shivered
~flashback~
"Osamu! Do you think this'll look good on mommy?"
"Geez mom, for the last time! I don't care what you wear!!"
"A small yes or no would be better you know!"
"Whatever-"
"You should buy something that shows off your skin~ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧"
"Omg dad why!?!?!? ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)"
"Go and die in hole please 凸( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Well sorry for wanting to show mu sexy wife off~"
"O- osomatsu!!!"
"DAD!!! WE'RE IN PUBLIC!!!"
"What so wro- you know what? I change my mind, pick the one that covers most of your body"
"Eh? Wh-"
"Cause I'm selfish, and i don't want anyone else other then me eyeing my wife!"
"OH GOD-!! SHUT UP!!! >////<"
"Urghh!! What is wrong with this family!?!?"
"That's the question best left unanswered"
"What the-!?!?!? TOMIO!?!? WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?!?"
"It's for Tomio-!!"
"And Raiden!!!"
*both*"delivery skit!!!"
"WHAT THE HECK IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!"
~end of flashback*
"Lets just say it's as normal as it gets for this family" Osamu sighed "and it's a pain in the ass-!!"
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Matsus Next Generation Story/Ask Book
ФанфикOsamu Matsuno (13) [Osomatsu's & Osoko's son] Seiji Matsuno (12) [Karamatsu's & Karako's son] Raiden Matsuno (12) [Choromatsu's & Choroko's son] Fumio Matsuno (10) [Ichimatsu's & Ichiko's son] Aki Matsuno (12) [Jyushimatsu's & Jyushiko's son] T...