Jays joyful life of MOAN!NG

MONOPOLY.

Ladies and gentlemen, you'll hear my ranting in your sleep before long, but truth is this is an important chapter- MONOPOLY.

Here we go people, once again, monopoly. The only time I've ever wanted to wrap a piece of cardboard around my dad's neck until he cried. Bit brutal, but it's not getting beat I'm bothered about, it's other people's competitiveness. When they get bored when it's not going their way, but they laugh in your face when they win, oooo,  how I could kill some fuckers in that game, and with no word of a lie, over Xmas,  there was an actual helpline to ring for family arguments over monopoly!

So the conclusion in this short and sweet chapter is.....don't ask me to play monopoly as I've banned myself from it. However beg me to play it, then I'll make u swallow the dice counter, and laugh at you shitting it out a week later! Lots of love.