SkyMedia + Friends One Shots

GAY IS OKAY //Redney

This one-shot is just a big ball of gayness and childish humour. Very gay yes. Enjoy.

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Red's POV

Shit. I'm gay.

At first the feeling I had was strange, a feeling I didn't know. Probably because I was never interested in girls, and didn't know that guys were an option. But where I come from there's barely any homos around, so I was a lonely closeted gay who didn't know I was gay yet.

And then I met John. We were introduced by our boss Adam, and we immediately began talking, texting at 3 in the morning and always chatting while working.

And now I don't know how to come out to him. How to tell him that I constantly have gay thoughts about him.

Do I just tell him, 'Hey, I'm hella gay for you' or what?

We became roommates which was just fan-fucking-tastic. Yeah I love him n' shit, but it's just really hard to handle having your senpai under the same roof as you and he doesn't even know he's your senpai- gOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

"Red are you okay? You look kinda under stress-" I quickly cut John off.

"Nah I'm fine yup it's all good." I lied, going back to pretending to be straight.

Like he's probably not even gay, especially not for me, like, damn, I'm a short freckly, ginger kid who acts like I'm 9 even though I'm 21.

"FUCK, BEING GAY IS HARD!" I shout in frustration.

"You're gay?" John tilts his head adorably. Fuck he's hot holy shit save me.

Whatthefucknopleasepleasehe'sgonnakickmeouthe'sgonnafuckinghatemepleasejesuswhy.

"Yes- I mean- no- I mean- maybe." I panicked.

Ohshitohshitohshitohshitoh-

"Being gay's not that hard." John says, which sorta takes me by surprise.

I pause. "How would you know...?" I look at him, and start shuffling by butt over beside him on the couch.

"Uhm... an assumption..." Barney had to think of an excuse. He's bad at lying.

"HA! YOU'RE GAY!" I leap off the couch and point at him. He leaps off too.

"HA YOU'RE GAY TOO PUNK!" He shouts back and we start fake slapping each other, which ends up in both of us laughing so hard we can't breathe on the floor.

"But side note." I say, laying on the ground beside John. "I'm gay for you."

"Oh cool." John replies.

"That's all? Just an 'oh cool'?"

"Well I mean, I wouldn't mind banging you, like..." John paused. "I've said too much."

I just sorta lied there, awe struck. "...Oh."

Immediately, like we both knew but at the same time didn't, we just sprang a kiss on each other. This is as gay as it gets ladies and gentlemen... or is it.

(What the fuck am I even writing right now)

We parted and just looked at each other intensely, and then bursted into giggles.

"Holy shit that was gay." John laughed.

"No shit Sherlock." I replied, pushing myself up from the ground. After a few moments of silence, John turned to me.

"Let's do this again some time."

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This is actual shit wtf