fake fans.

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not talking about those fake fans who only like 'stressed out' from twenty one pilots, or 'she looks so perfect' from 5sos. i'm talking about the kind of fans that know all of the music (or at least know somewhat all of it) but hardly know anything about the band.

like, you could at least do some research couldn't you? instead of pissing off all of the real fans with your limited knowledge. ik sometimes you only come for the music, but if you're going to talk about them to your friends you need to actually know this stuff. 

lets take twenty one pilots, for instance.

some people don't even know that josh dun exists.

'tyler' and,

'joseph'.

no, it's not tyler and joseph - it's tyler joseph and josh dun. and no, there isn't a song called blurryface. that's an album.

before i joined the fandom, i didn't have a clue who either of them were - which is why i looked it up and got some information before actually recommending them to my friends.

i bet y'all that there is at least one person with a fan acc on instagram, who hardly know anything about them. just their names, and maybe their ages. and probably only know that blurryface exists.

fake fans also only seem to listen to the newer albums.

like, why don't you listen to vessel or regional at best before expressing your 'love' for these gods? 

no phun intended is underrated, and i know why. because of these so-called fans not knowing older albums and only coming for a few songs on blurryface. or if anything, they only know one song off of vessel.

car radio.

i'm only using twenty one pilots as a reference, because i've seen so many fake fans roaming the comment section of stressed out and heathens.

yeah, i get it if you only listen to heathens because of suicide squad and you don't even like them, so this isn't necessarily towards those fans.

21 pilots.

ouch.

never call them that. especially to a real fan. 

please.

it's just cringey, get your flat ass out of here and do some research. 


listing some things that i've seen:

fallout boys

panic at the disco

my chemical romans

brandon urie

frank lero

jared way


i've seen it all, and it makes me uncomfortable.

can you not?

do some fucking research and stop pissing the actual fans off.

if you're going to call them that, do it by yourself. you can lay on your bed calling them that all night for all i care, but do not do it in front of everyone else who love them.

i don't even think i need to say why.

and brandon urie.

really?

oh my god, can i jump off a bridge now?


my chemical romans.

it sounds like all of the members are fighting lions.

i'm pretty sure that isn't what they do in their spare time.

like, i understand that you just want to re-live that period in time, but you don't have to express your feelings through my chemical romance do you? especially when fans will actually rip your skinny ass off and feed it to the actual lions.


okay, i love y'all fans. all of you.

sometimes.

okay, i like some of you and love some of you because i do not love the fake fans. at all. unless they change their ways, i only like them. i love that you like the music, but (i've said this a lot now) dO yOuR fUcKiNg rEsEaRcH.

bye.



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