Not The Time

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May has tagged Drew in her status~ Hi.

Comments:

Drew: Um.. Hi?

May: How is Roselia doing?

Drew: Um... Fine.

Drew: ...I think.

May: That's good.

Drew: ...

Drew: ...

Drew: Um... Okay...

May: How about Absol?

Drew: Um... Good?

Drew: ...I guess...

May: Oh... Okay.

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

May: So... how's-

Drew: MY POKÉMON ARE FINE, JULY!

Drew: GEEZ!

Drew: IF YOU REALLY CARE, THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME AND SEE THEM!

Drew: SINCE YOU CARE ABOUT THEM INSTEAD OF ME!?!

Drew: Wait... what?

May: GEEZ, DREW! CALM DOWN! MY NAME IS NOT JULY AND YOU KNOW THAT!

Drew: ME CALM DOWN?! YOU'RE THE ONE TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

May: WELL SO ARE YOU, YOU DUMB ASS!

Rose: Yo, watch yo profanity!

May: ME WATCH MY PROFANITY!? YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!?!

Drew: Yes

May: .......

May: ......

Rose: She's going to explode

Drew: No she's-

Rose: In 3...

May: .....

Drew: Hold up!

Rose: ...2

May: ....

Drew: Oh shoot.

May: ...

May: ..

Rose: ...1

May: YA KNOW WHAT DREW!

May: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU OR YOUR BELOVED POKÉMON!

May: I'M SO DONE WITH YOU!

May: YOU AND YOUR POKÉMON CAN JUST GO ASK SIRI FOR THE NEAREST CLIFF FOR ALL I CARE!

May: AND IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

May: JUST TAKE BACK YOUR STUPID ROSES THAT NEVER DID SH*T TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

Rose: I never make anyone happy! ^_^

Teari: *face palm*

May: NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WANTED THEM TO BE FOR ME!

Drew: </3

May: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN AND HEARTBREAK YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH!!?

Drew: May...

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