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Celebi has tagged Mew in her status~ Why do you just accept to play with this person? Whatever happened to the 'I'm going to hide from everyone so I don't get caught' thing?

Comments:

Mew: 0.0

Celebi: What are you freaking out about?

Mew: You have a preferred pronoun!?

Celebi: ...Yeah

Mew: WHy DiDn't You Tell Me THis!?

Celebi: Because I thought it didn't matter...

Mew: Oh... OKAY :D

Mew: Besides...

Celebi: What?

Mew: You were already caught

Celebi: So... I was released right afterwards...

Mew: BUT YOU WERE CAUGHT

Victini: Really? Since when?

Meloetta: Since Teari—

Jirachi: Wait! TEARI?!

Keldeo: Yeah, Teari!

Keldeo: And she knows a good Pokémon when sees one ;)

Meloetta: Stop... Just... Stop...

Victini: YOU WERE CAUGHT BY TEARI TOO!?

Celebi: Wait! KELDEO FLIRTS WITH MELOETTA?!

Mew: Boi! I did NOT know this!

Shaymin: Well... I have no Shaymin you guys... but Teari is a worthy Trainer

Meloetta: Well that's because she's your Trainer too

Jirachi: WHAT

Victini: Please tell me that's everyone

Celebi: Actually that is

Victini: Oh, good

Shaymin: But what about—?

Meloetta: No! Shaymin! No! Stop!

Azelf: F**king hell?

Mesprit: What... even...?

Uxie: Not even my vast knowledge can decipher this.

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May has tagged Drew in her status~ Hey Drew, is this relationship thing between us for real... or is it just so Dawn would shut up? Cause... I don't really know anymore

Comments:

Drew: Well... I think it is

Drew: On my end... anyway...

May: Oh... *blushes*

Drew: Umm... is that... okay?

May: Um... y-yeah *still blushing*

Drew: That's a relief

May: Oh, really?

Drew: Yeah... I was worried that you didn't actually feel the same way...

Drew: So yes, I am very relieved, to say the least

May: Sooo, where are you in Johto?

Drew: Goldenrod City. Why?

May: So I can find you

Drew: Actually I'm coming back soon anyway

May: Oh really? By boat or plane?

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