3 } LOUISA * SHREDDA

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Shredda is an ogre.

Louisa is a princess.

Louisa is locked in a tower cause of a really sour puss dragon, and she is super scared.

The prince wanted to save her but he is a dick and tripped on his own bullshit so he couldn't save her.

So then Shredda came to the rescues, but refused to punch the dragon because he believed in equal rights for womin and 1 in 3 wemon are already abused.

And he wasn't wearing any pants and he didn't have a gun so he like died.

But then Louisa had enough of his shit and dragged his sorry ass back into town where he was praised for not beating up a wamon and she was praised for being a lovely and cool and strong indapendent wamin.

Then they kissed and she became and ogre and got made and killed Shredda but not before they made ogre babies but she only wanted to kill him cause Kasa the donkeys Babi lit one of them on fire okay.

Like Louisa calm the fuck down it was an- OKAY ABORT THIS FUCK THAT SHREDDA IS ON HIS OWN GOOD LIKE BITCH!

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