The Book Of Gay Ships

Lovely sluts

"Nelson blow me," Anon said while rolling her eyes.

"You like teeth right?"

"Nelson, don't be mean to her," Mason swatted at him.

"Nah, she loves it it makes her dick hard."

"Yeah huge turn on."

So like some weird shit that I umm. . . . . (Stole) borrowed from Anon.

●Anon●

•Likes it ruff like really ruff

•Makes fun of you while having sex

•Will randomly scream out things and shit like that ("Oh, sticks." "What the hell." Malmu will never kiss her girlfriend ever again.)

•Loves to roleplay before and after sex

•Will let you sleep over after sex, but you have to leave in the morning

•She doesn't like furries

•Likes dressing up, but like no furries

•She's okay with handcuffs, but no whipping

•She's definitely top, but she'll bottom for Malmu

•She's like a fucking animal in the bed

•"I like fucking, I'd fuck anything at any place, but Nelson would probably fuck a tree."

●Malmu●

•She's okay with roleplaying, but no prison stuff

•She's straight ( Anon: You weren't last night)

•She likes playing with wax and shit

•She likes collars

• She has a leash

•She has a furry suit that she wears when she doesn't want people to see her face, creeps Anon the fuck out

•She's very lovable, but she tells you not to fall in love with her

•She likes getting people drunk before she has sex with them

•Likes slapping Anon's and Anon's only ass

•She's very soft, but likes to put a rope around your neck to make you watch yourself fuck her

•She gets annoyed with her own moaning, and will start to hit you while. .  . .you know

•She is totally okay with threesomes but any more people she'll like freak out

•She likes slipping mints into people's mouths while kissing

•"I'm only gay for Anon, so I'm straight."

●Mason●

•Is only with one night stands but like don't contact him after that

• Only Nelson is allowed to do that

•He has toys

•And like a lot of kinks and really likes maid outfits (Like he needs to chill)

•He's lazy and wants to be pampered

•Doesn't let Nelson pamper him though because he tried to cut him once

•Not okay with being bitten

•Doesn't under stand pain kinks, but will do anything for Nelson

•Gets really mean after one night stands

•He likes pulling you around

•Likes having sex everywhere except for the shower

•Doesn't like water in his peep hole

•Doesn't like peeps (Because Nelson once tried to shove one down his throat and ass, so he's like scared of them now.)

•Very demanding

•He won't stop once he's started

•Doesn't like being called a fuck boy

•He's okay with furries just not realistic ones

•Total bottom, but will top with new people

• "I basically convert people from virigen to fuck buddy the moment they see me." "Mason please don't quote Nelson."

●Nelson●

•He's super sarcastic

•Not controlling but controlling

•Totally down for cross dressing (loves wearing short skirts)

•You have to talk to him during sex

•Don't tell him what to do

•If you tell him to stop he will literally go crazy

•Has a HUGE pain kink

•Gets slightly depressed while having sex

•Gets turned on by the weirdest things

•Loves making fun of Anon

•Literally has no standards

•Doesn't like giving people blow jobs

•Likes ruff sex

•Like really really ruff

•He gets fucking demonic during sex

•He can be top or bottom he really doesn't care

•Just don't ask him to do anything

•He's fucking difficult

•Loves playing with toys

•Loves being choked or wearing a collar

•"Do you want to ride on my joystick, I bet you that I can make you cum with just a show."