Ok so I'm like a lifeguard
And my job is to save lives and watch them in pools
So if kids are being loud af and housing and round in something that could kill them
I should tell them to stop
But I'm outside and they're fucking loud so I yell, they don't hear and I get up to go repeat myself
This mom
This fucking mom
Yells at me not to talk like that to the kids and I'm like
Bitch
How are they suppose to fucking hear me
Do you want me to fucking whisper or something
And then she threatens me by knowing the owner like
Bitch
I know the owner too my dad grew up with them
Like if you got got a problem with the way I work
Then do my fucking job
Okay?
K
Jfc
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Princess of that Thing in the Sky
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