analise: the conclusion, part i

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Unknown: welcome to my home, Analise.

Analise: it's so dingy.

Unknown: i'm not really one for spring cleaning.

Analise: i'm here. what now?

Unknown: now the game begins. i'm going to ask you a series of questions. if you miss three or more, you die.

Analise: if i get them all right?

Unknown: i'll kindly ask you to leave and never return. to my house, or home.

Analise: and if i refuse?

Unknown: you die. 

Analise: get on with it then.

Unknown: first question. in preschool, what was the name of your first friend?

Analise: how should i know?

Unknown: there was a rhyme for that person. eenie meanie miney moe...

Analise: never touch Molly Roe. woah. was that you?

Unknown: next question. what did you do to Molly Roe in sixth grade?

Analise: again, how should i know? i did a lot of things to a lot of people. 

Unknown: answer. now.

Analise: i told everyone that Molly Roe wet herself at my pool party. no one wanted to be her friend after that.

Unknown: and now answer this. we're you friends once?

Analise: no.

Unknown: incorrect. 

Analise: no it isn't. 

Unknown: it is. next: did you purposely take the only boyfriend Molly had managed to get away from her?

Analise: absolutely not. who would date that?

Unknown: incorrect. you stole her boyfriend. his name was Harbor Jones.

Analise: i've never dated anyone named Harbor!

Unknown: moving on. who am i?

Analise: that isn't fair. you know i don't know...

Unknown: two incorrect answers. one unanswered questions. the odds aren't good, but take a good guess.

Analise: i really hate you.

Unknown: are you scared?

Analise: you're Molly Roe. 

Unknown: wrong. 

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