Derek ---> Stiles

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Derek:
Okay, this kid has seriously been her for less than 10 minutes and I'm already flipping out. Please send help or call 911

Stiles:
What is she even doing?

Derek:
She's running around the house, laughing and all that shit. I can't handle all this happiness it's disgusting

Stiles:
Well, aren't you a lovely little piece of sunshine?

Derek:
Shut up

Stiles:
I thought we were past that type of vocabulary in our relationship

Derek:
Baby I'm sorry. It's just, I'm not good at handling kids. Can't you come home earlier? Please?

Stiles:
Derek, you know that I can't. We're still looking for the man who murdered 3 innocent people. I can't just leave

Derek:
Please! Tell your boss that you're sick or something. Baby, I can't handle this all by myself

Stiles:
Oh you're such a sap. Fine, I will talk to my boss and see what I can do

Derek:
Fuck, you're the best husband ever

Stiles:
Please, enlightened me with something that I don't know

Derek:
You love me

Stiles:
How can I not? You're a hot pice of ass

Derek:
Well thank you very much. You're not that bad either

Stiles:
What can I say? On a scale 1-10, I'm a 12

Derek:
Of course you are baby. Anyways, have you talked to your boss?

Stiles:
Yup

Derek:
And..?

Stiles:
I'm on my way home

Derek:
Seriously?

Stiles:
Yeah, why would I lie?

Derek:
Cause you like see me suffer?

Stiles:
Yeah you're right. That's true

Derek:
😒

Stiles:
I will be home in about 30 minutes

Derek:
Please hurry up. Allison wants to play hide and seek and I'm not going to to that.  I repeat, I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

Stiles:
Haha don't worry. I will be there to save you from the 4 year old girl

Derek:
Oh shut up

Stiles:
What about you make me?

Derek:
You really would like that, wouldn't you?

Stiles:
Such a little tease

Derek:
Just get the fuck over here already

Stiles:
Impatient today, aren't we?

Derek:
Piss off!

Stiles:
The big bad wolf is afraid of a little human girl. How cute 😂

Derek:
I swear to god Stiles

Stiles:
Just give her some candy and put her in front of the tv. I'm home soon

Derek:
What would I do without you?

Stiles:
Suffer?

Derek:
I love you baby ❤

Stiles:
I love you too sourwolf. See you soon

Derek:
Can't wait

{ Wow, already 5 chapters! This is so fun guys! I love to write this more than anything and I hope that you guys really like it. Please keep commenting cause I love to read what you guys have to say. Stay awesome }

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