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Stiles added Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester to a group chat

Stiles:
I want the two of you to tell me the freaking truth right now. I'm not stupid you idiots. It took me less than 12 hours to find some really interesting information so if you guys would love to keep your heads attached to the rest of your bodies, you better start talking

Dean Winchester:
Did you just threatening us?

Stiles:
I guess I did, didn't I? So Dean, I assume you want to keep that pretty head of yours attached to the rest of your body? Am I right? START TALKING

Sam Winchester:
Dude, you should do what he's asking for. I don't think Cas can restore something as dramatically as a shopped off head

Stiles:
Who's Cas?

Dean Winchester:
His name is Castiel, he's an angel of the lord. Well, he was. Now he's an fallen angel who works with us. He's pretty confused 99,9% of the time

Stiles:
An angel? Yeah, because they exists. Just like that unicorn in my closet

Sam Winchester:
Well we have actually dealt with a case where a unicorn was killing people

Stiles:
Please Sam, tell me you're kidding because that's just too much

Dean Winchester:
Nope. It was a real and it was awesome

Sam Winchester:
I don't really know if "awesome" is the correct term to describe the whole event but yes, the unicorn was very real and very scary

Stiles:
Are you guys on drugs? First are angles real, and then unicorns? What's next? Dragons?

Dean Winchester:
Oh, that was a fun day at work

Stiles:
Oh my fucking god

Dean Winchester:
Oh yeah, god is also real. He's just a bitch who doesn't answer anyones payers

Stiles:
Okay what the fuck?!

Sam Winchester:
Dean, you're scarring him. Calm down

Dean Winchester:
Well he kinda asked for it Sammy. It's not my fault he can't handle some monsters

Stiles:
I asked for the truth, not some fucked up reality that you guys are living in

Sam Winchester:
You want to know if we're brothers, am I right?

Stiles:
Yes, that's the only thing I want to know so please tell me. I can't keep living my life and being this freaking confused anymore

Dean Winchester:
Fine, we're brothers. Happy now?

Sam Winchester:
Dean, don't be a bitch

Stiles:
Why didn't you guys tell me? I deserve to know that I have two brothers

Sam Winchester:
We didn't tell you because dad wanted to keep you safe. He left you at Noah and Claudia because he didn't want you to grow up in a world as a emotionless maniac hunter who shots first, asks questions later

Dean Winchester:
Like us. The day me and Sam were born, our destinies were already settled. Dad didn't want that with you. He wanted to give you the chance to have a normal life

Stiles:
Normal life? HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's hilarious. My life has been everything but normal. I've been possessed my a nogitsune, paralysed by a freaking kanima TWICE, and almost beaten to death by an alpha pack