Teacher: why are you late
Me: i don't know Mabey I got chased by 3 beagles becuase I smelt like bacon fell and got Licked three times by the beagles and chased a bird that took my lunch
Teacher: then why do u look fine
Me: omg the devil came out ur mouth today whew ft a breath mint at least
Teacher:-_-
( this one is not to be used in class nor am I responsible if you use them please don't tho you will get in a lot of trouble)
