1.
When you get fluoride then you lick your lips
2.
Dentist- * stabs gums *your bleeding because you don't floss
Me- sure
3.
Dentist- *puts one drop of water on your tongue* now swish
Me- Swish what?! There's nothing there!!!
4.
Dentist- now wait 30 minuets before you eat
Me- thinking - you know dang well I'm bout to go to chick-fil-a
saying- ok
5. *getting X-ray*
Dentist- Open wide
*opens as wide as possible*
Dentist- wider
Me- this is how much my mouth opens! I don't eat burritos whole!!!
Dentist- Bite down
Me- i literally can't
