(Back at it again with that zero POV)
(Also song may or may not be for shadowing some shit)
So I got gang banged by a group of cops... Yep normal saturday.
I'm here I guess, in a random tree, star gazing, thinking about my sister. Stuff like that. To go honest there is one thing that is bothering me, a girl named reaan...
So this girl named Reaan, second hand ex friend a bazillion times removed, is in love with me.... She knows nothing about me, and yet she is in live with me.
1: she is the ugliest thing I've seen since the blob fish.
2: stop, please, you are annoying and clingy
3: she is a compulsive liar.
4: her flirting skills are fucking horrendous
5: she will treat you like shit for someone she thinks she loves
6: backstabbing bitch.
7: cry baby, CRY BABY
8: temper tantrums turned to the max.
9: guilt trips.
10: go away, "why do you hate me?" Its obvious bitch. "I don't know tell me!"
She stalks me and I hate it, like bitch I'm gay, go the fuck away. She is always rubbing up on me. She has tried to get in my pants before, tried to kiss me, and get me to fuck her. AHAHAHAHA BITCH NO. I back handed her those times. Vagina is gross.
I hear some twigs snap and I look around,my fox ears swivle different directions to get a good listen of what's around me. I hang upside down cause fuck yeah, I'm an acrobatic kinda guy. I'm greeted face to face with michael. and my gaydar explodes, fucking AHHHHH HE SO PERFECT AHJAJEJJQKCKJFNWJDNWNFNWNFMEN. why can't he love me like I love him? -sigh- oh well. I smile at him
"hello Michael, how nice if you to pop up"
"Save it bitch breath"
"But then I won't get to hear your silky smooth voice"
"Fuck-tard fagg"
"Handsome devil"
"UGH STOP"
"How about no?"
I get knocked in the face, I'm not washing my cheek again.
I hear another rustle of the bushes and I drop down from the branch I was hanging on, "do you hear that?" I whisper on high alert.
"No"
Im tackled by an elephant, oh wait no that's just Reagan. She is trying to pull down my pants and boxers, but I claw at her face, vauseimg her to.shreik and crumple, srubleing into the woods, he fat rolls jiggling as her stank ass bitch-ness leaves the atmosphere.
I get up AnD turn toward michael who pinns me against the tree, my cheek against the bark as his body is pressed against my back.
"Oh shit"
He let's out a soft growls and starts to bite my neck, Grinding against my fine ass. (BOOTY BE LIT). My wrist are held above my head. He manages to pull himself away from me, shakeing his head violently, his flufy hair going every where. "GRRR!" he let out a frustrated bark, and I sit there flustered, and wide eyed.
Then he runs off leaving me with my boner alone in the woods.
