friend: on a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you?
me: oh on a scale of 1 to 10 hmm how about i want to slowly beat the shit out of someone rip out their eye shove it down their throat then cut off their leg beat them with it and shove it up their ass then cut off their other leg beat them with it and shove it down their throat making them swallow it whole while i slowly cut out their throat and burn them alive
yea that's right
and I can get madder than that
