Tales of the Goblin - Energetically Boating

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By Drabble Generator

"It's time for energetically boating!" whispered the goblin that lives on my spots.

I looked at the kettle; it had a violent surface and a windy foot. I loved Grandpa. I loved Father. I did not want to take the kettle from them. Grandpa, especially, loved the mouths.

I examined the nippy newspaper. I studied the backward sandwich, which skipped like a sizzling goldfish.

I remembered farting actively at the goblin's will and knew I would comply again.

The made me tremble like solid sole. Suddenly...

Clatter!

The kettle was destroyed.

The goblin that lives on my spots skipped deftly.

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