MARVEL ONE SHOTS

Deadpool/Spiderman/Daredevil Issue#1

Issue #1:

Deadpool was standing in line waiting for his turn to order in McDonalds. Gladly the customer in front of him left quickly or Deadpool would have started to loose his patience.
"Hello yes I would like 15 chimichangas please!" Deadpool ordered as he smashed money on the counter table.
"I'm sorry sir but this is a McDonalds." The McDonald's guy replied pushing away the money back to Deadpool.
"Ain't nobody got time fo'r dat!" Deadpool said as he gave the money back to the man.
" Uhhh..." the McDonalds guy went speechless.
Spiderman and Daredevil were fighting some ninjas in the building that was adjacent to the McDonalds. Spiderman caught sight of Deadpool.
"Is that Deadpool??" He asked.
"Sure is." Replied Daredevil as he punched the ninja.
"Who eats McDonalds in 2017???" Asked Spiderman with a strange look on his face.
"Ew." Daredevil reacted.
All of a sudden, a loud bullet noise came out of the McDonalds. Deadpool casually came walking out and put his hands on his hips saying "I feel personally offended."
Daredevil looked at Deadpool out of the windowless building. Deadpool continued talking, "You know I just wasted my money on 15 chimichangas! I killed the McDonald's guy so I had to make my own chimichangas.
WHY!?" Daredevil asked in rage.
Spiderman was shocked.
"Calm down DD!!" Deadpool said raising his arms as though he'd been arrested.
"YOU KILLED HIM!?" Daredevil announced with his fists ready.
"Don't worry.. I left them a tip!" Deadpool said with half of his arm raising as though nothing really happened.
"THAT DOEN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE!!!!! " Spidey and DD shouted.
"OK OK! Keep your masks on!!" Deadpool tried to calm them down.
"YOUR GOIN TO PRISON MISTER!" Spidey and DD revealed as they got handcuffs ready (which came from nowhere) .
"You guys love me too much to send me to prison! Right!?" Asked Deadpool.
Suddenly, there was silence. Everyone went quite. Then Daredevil put his arm behind his head as though he was scratching it. "Yeah right." He said sarcastically.
Deadpool took DD's sarcastic speech as something he really meant. "See I told you, group HUG!" He said.

The End