MARVEL ONE SHOTS

Deadpool/Spiderman/Daredevil Issue#3

Issue#3

Spiderman had started of with a good day. He was swinging from building after building as well as singing 'Makin my way down town walking fast...'
Suddenly, Spiderman's webs' finished. He wasn't able to take out his extras because he was very close to the ground.
"Ahh! My web shooters finished!" He shouted.
Deadpool was walking by and bumped into a dumpster while he was looking at Spiderman.
"I'll catch you baby!" He said as he was running to Spidey.
Spiderman could see that he was falling towards the dumpster.
"Oh no." He whispered to himself.
Deadpool failed to catch and so his face landed in the dumpster while the rest of the body was outside the dumpster. Spidey was deep inside.
"Nice catch!" Spidey said sarcastically.
"Well at least people don't see me bleed cause i just broke my ribs!!" Deadpool said, proudly.
Suddenly, a voice came saying, "Excuse ME?".
It was DareDevil!
Deadpool excitedly shouted, "DD!!!"
Daredevil didn't seem to care about Deadpool but he did seem to care about the dumpster!
"Excuse me this is my dumpster." Said Daredevil making himself clear.
"Sorry." Said Spidey, amazed.
As soon as both Spidey and Deadpool came out of the dumpster they found themselves in trash bags.
"Ew trash bags?" Deadpool muttered.
"Disgusting, an underwear!" Spiderman was disgusted.
"Peace" Daredevil was left with.
"Why are you in 'Hell's Kitchen'?" Daredevil wondered.
"HELL'S KITCHEN!! Heard that baby boy (spidey) we're in 'Hell's.... Kitchen'!" Mocked Deadpool.
"Oh I bet this is where you roast people right?" Spidey asked, laughing.
"Oh I'll ROAST YOU!" Daredevil got annoyed.
"Ahhhh!!! RUN OR CLIMB FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Deadpool screamed in horror. "Spidey!!"
"I don't have any WEBS!!" Spidey cried.
"I got the SAUCE PAN ON!!!" Daredevil cleverly said with a fork and knife in his hand.
Deadpool didn't have a choice but to hold on to the bottom of Spiderman's costume.
"HELP!" Spidey yelled.
RIP!
Spidey's costume ripped and he was left costume naked!
"DEADPOOL!!!!!!!!" He shouted. "You're gonna PAY for this!!"
Daredevil stopped in amaze.
Luckily Spiderman's mask and collage clothes were still on.
Deadpool and Daredevil were laughing.
"You guys know each other?" Spidey asked.
"Yep!" Deadpool answered.
"Just messing with you spidey!"
Spiderman was in rage.