〝Who is the stalker now?〞❥Chris & Eva / SKAM

One.

[ little disclaimer:
i wrote this shit when i was 15. this was like in year 2017. the grammar isnt really good and its lowkey cringy but have fun lol]

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[ Hey my stalker. Remember me? ]

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sunday - 11 p.m.
at home
•Eva•

I was about to go sleep, because tomorrow will be a stressfull day, but suddenly I got a message.

Chris Penetrator sent you a message.

Chris Penetrator
"Hey my stalker. Remember me?"

I sighed. It's been a while ago, since he texted me.

You
"Schistad,  why do you still calling me a stalker?"

Chris Penetrator
"I saw your like on Instagram. Are you still into me?"

You
"I was never into you, Schistad. And It was only one like, don't think that i like you or something."

Chris Penetrator
"It was 4 likes.
You're a bad liar."

You
"I don't care.
What do you want?"

Chris Penetrator
"I saw your account on Instagram. Just thought it would be so nice if you come to the Penetrators' party next friday. Do you want to come? And please bring your hot friends then."

I rolled my eyes.
Typical Christoffer Schistad.

You
"Oh my god, I will not endure it, if you're hooking up with one of my friends. That would be so weird."

Chris Penetrator
"Why? Because you're really into me?"

You
"hahahahah you got me."

Chris Penetrator
"And by the way - who said I want to hook up? I mean sex without hooking up would be weird - but it still makes you satisfied."

You
"Oh my god, stop texting me about sex."

Chris Penetrator
"But you will, if I fucked you."

You
"Lol, don't get me wrong, but hooking up with you is enough."

Chris Penetrator
"But you liked it, Eva Kviig Mohn.
You really liked it. You're in love with my tongue and my lips."

You
"I'm so glad, that nothing more happened between us, expect hooking up."

Chris Penetrator
"But you wish."

You
"Stop think that you know me."

Chris Penetrator
"Only if you're saying, that hooking up with me, is the best thing on earth and I am the hottest."

You
"Keep dreaming, Schistad."

Chris Penetrator
"I know you like my kisses. But you will also like the way how I fuck you, Mohn."

You
"You already said that. Is that what you always saying to the girls and fucked them after that?"

Chris Penetrator
"Yeah, actually. Does it work on you?"

You
"Keep dreaming."

Chris Penetrator
"You already said that, babe."

Babe.
Is that the word, that makes the girls around him weak?

You
"Don't you have school tomorrow? Why do you still texting me? I am really tired now. I bet you also didn't do your homeworks."

Chris Penetrator
"And you're still answer me. So you can't be tired as fuck. Wanna hook up right now?"

You
"Don't think that because we hooked up a lot -
does mean that I am always down for that.
I. Just. Want. To. Sleep. Now."

Chris Penetrator
"Sleeping with me?"

I didn't reply.

Chris Penetrator
"Fuck i'm really turned on now."