Heaths (Heathers)

Blue

RAE
Heyyyyy, 'Ronic.

RONIC
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it.

KIARA
Don't talk mean like that.

RAE
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my boobs so blue.

KIARA
You hurt them badly.

RAE
You make my boobs so blue.

KIARA
They're hangin' sadly.

RAE
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?

KIARA
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up

KIARA & RAE
like a tackling dummy!

KIARA
They long for your embrace!

RAE
They're warm like mittens!

KIARA
They'll curl up on your face

RAE
and purr like kittens!

KIARA
You make my boobs so blue!

KIARA & RAE
Just look at them glow...

RAE
We're beggin' you!

KIARA & RAE
Don't make my boobs so blue.

RONIC
Heath...? Heath...? Open the door.

HEATHS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

RONIC
Open the door!

HEATHS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

KIARA
You make my boobs so blue,
so please say hello!

RAE
Hold 'em!

KIARA
Enfold 'em,

KIARA & RAE
and never let go!

KIARA
Once you were geeky and nerdy,

RAE
but they knew you're dirty.

KIARA
You've set them on fire,

KIARA & RAE
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

RAE
They'll wear a suit and tie,

KIARA
and a fancy collar!

RAE
They'll sing a lullaby:

KIARA & RAE
La la la la la!
Please make these boobs not blue,