Heaths (Heathers)

Yo Boy (Yo Girl)

HEATH DUKE.
Martín Dumptruck took a belly flop of the Old Mill Bridge last night, holding a suicide note

RONIC
Oh my God. Is he okay?

HEATH DUKE
Just some broken bones, just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.

H.CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Yo boy
Keep it together
I knew you would come far
Now you're truly a Heath
Smell how gangsta you are

RONIC
Martin, I'm so sorry

H. CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Yo boy
Feel a bit punchy?
He's not looking so well
Still you've earned that red scrunchy
Come join Heath in hell

RONIC'S DAD
Where have you been?

RONIC'S MOM
We've been worried sick,
Your friend JD stop by, she told us everything

RONIC
Everything?

RONIC'S DAD
Your depression, your thoughts of suicide

RONIC'S MOM
She even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!

HEATH CHANDLER
She's got your handwriting down cold.

RONIC'S MOM
Please honey, talk to us

RONIC
No you wouldn't understand

RONIC'S MOM
Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now

H. CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Guess who's right on the block?

RONIC'S MOM
Your problem seems like life and death

H. CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Guess who's climbing the stairs?

RONIC'S MOM
I promise they're not

H. CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Guess who's picking your lock?

RONIC
You don't know what my world looks like

H. CHANDLER, KIARA & RAE
Time's up! Go say your prayers!
Ronic is running on fumes now,
Ronic is totally fried!
Ronic's gotta be trippin' on 'scrhooms now
Thinking that he could hide
Ronic's done for, there's no doubt now
Notify next to kin
Ronic's trying to keep her out now
Too late she got in!

JD
Knock knock
Sorry for coming in through the window
Dreadful etiquette I know

RONIC
Get out of my house!

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