Uzumaki Killers (Naruto/Creepypasta Crossover) [Rewriting + Adding Chapters]

Prolouge

Third POV

I suppose you could wonder why children fight each other daily in a world where every wants to kill each other.

Of course, in our world...

Wars from the left to the right, orphans from said wars were starving. Children getting beaten, deaths and murders. Drug lords beat woman and used them, same with the opposed sex. Hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, floods and even our own species try to take out the human race.

Yet we keep coming back stronger and 'smarter' than last time.

Yeah, we got a shit place.

The only difference between our worlds is that one has advanced tech and the other uses energy called 'chakra'.

What was I talking about?

"Rasen, hurry up! Lazy butt, Dattebayo!"

"Shut up."

Oh right.

Two Uzumaki children sprinted towards their sensei, a tall silver haired masked man. Reading a book called 'Icha Icha'.

"Sen-sei!~ We are here!" The blonde Uzumaki cheered, his hand in the air as he grinned. He had sun kissed skin with bright blonde hair that stuck up like grass, the bluest eyes you would ever see. Whisker masks painted his cheeks.

The other Uzumaki had red hair and deep blue eyes that mixed up with purple. The girl with red hair however had black sclear with a deep blue purple triangle under her right eye.

"Rasen. Naruto." Their teacher greeted, nodding.

The girl nodded back as Naruto smiled goofily.

"Today you will spar with the opposite person you normally spar with. A. K. A. Rasen with Sasuke and Naruto with Sakura." That reply got chokes and yells of protest.

"No way Kakashi-Sensei! Rasen will kill Teme, Dattebayo!" Naruto yelled, ignoring the two scoffs from his teammates.

Unlike them, his sister worked to death to get to her spot. With low chakra and bad strength from birth, she had to fight tooth and nail to reach her spot. Her body was built for speed, not chakra use.

"Rasen and Sasuke first."

Not even five minutes later, Sasuke had his ass beaten with Rasen standing a few feet away.

A large hawk was perched on her shoulder, watching Sasuke like... well a Hawk.

"Taka. Do you sense that?" Rasen muttered as her head whipped around to see a large portal, the primary base being purple as black and white particles circled it.

"Bijuu bomb went wrong!" Naruto swore as he ran straight for his sister, ignoring his teacher's yells.

Naruto tackled Rasen just as the portal grabbed a hold of her, flinging them into it without anything to grab.

"NARUTO!" Kakashi screamed, his single eye wide as he saw his Mini Minato disapear with his Mini Kushina.

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"Where are we?"

"How should I know?"

"You're the smart one, Dattebayo!"

"We just flew into a Bijuu portal!"

The twins snapped at each other throats as Taka looked around, the lack of chakra making him uneasy.

His feathers ruffled up as he felt a chakra, not a friendly either. It felt like static, but more... perverted? If that is the word. He could not tell, he was a hawk for Kami-Sama's sake!

"Wait. Do you feel that?" Rasen whispered as she and Naruto looked at each other.

"Yeah... it feels like Ero-Sennin's just more... haywire." Naruto replied, tensing.

A body flickered in front of them, a tall man or woman in a trench coat faced them. They wore a hat that covered the top half of their face but showed shark like teeth. The coat was slightly unbuttoned at the top, showing paper white muscled skin.

"Well, hello~" The person purred as they leaned down, getting into Rasen's face.

"Hentai!" Rasen's fist met the trenched man/woman's face, chakra forced into the hand as it hit the person like a wrecking ball.

"Run!" Naruto shrieked, turning on his heels and sprinting. Fear and chakra made him run like the flash.

Rasen did not take long to follow, Taka launching into the air.

"H-Hey! Get back here, you brats!"

"Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run." The twins chanted as they flew through the forest, that they now realised they were in.

The trenched man/woman winced as they grabbed their jaw, clicking it back into place before smirking.

"Well Slender. I just found my very own proxies. SUCK IT!"