Uzumaki Killers (Naruto/Creepypasta Crossover) [Rewriting + Adding Chapters]

Chapter 1

"Hey, Rasen?"

I turned my head to look at Naruto, ignoring the squawk from Taka.

"What?" I asked, turning back around to pet Taka.

"Where do you think we are?"

"Hell." Was my blunt reply.

"Then why am I here?"

"Cause your related to me."

Naruto grinned before turning around to look down, holding on to the edge of the branch.

We were in a tree, hiding from whatever that thing was yesterday. We are planning to find civilization to start working our way to the top of this place. From what Taka said, no one but that creature has chakra.

Which means we can overpower everyone in a matter of seconds.

"Uh, Rasen. You're smirking again." Naruto muttered as Taka flew off, to find the nearest village.

"Okay." I replied, standing up.

Naruto nodded before sitting instead of crouching. I spread my chakra out, searching for the creature or another chakra.

"Nothi-" I cut myself off, a couple of chakra sources appearing just under us.

"Shit!" Naruto shrieked as he stumbled, falling off the branch.

"Naruto!" I screamed, stupidly jumping after him.

I caught a glimpse of grey under us as I grabbed Naruto and stuck my chakra covered feet to the tree, thanking Kami-Sama for these tall trees.

I heard Naruto take in a sharp breath as I held him close to me, panting.

"You scared me you idiot!" I yelled, holding Naruto carefully as he also stuck his feet to the tree.

"Gomen Nee-Chan." Naruto whispered as we crouched, looking downwards.

The trenched man was back, with a friend in a suit this time.

The man in a suit had no hair nor face, just pure paper white skin and static chakra.

"Found them." The trenched man chuckled as I felt Naruto tense.

"We'll use jutsu if we have to." I whispered, placing my hand on Naruto's shoulder.

My eyes locked with where the suit man's would have been. We both froze, staring each other down.

The suit man's chakra flared up, trying to make me back down. It was like a Jounin's in power.

My chakra flared up in responce, beating his like a fly. My chakra pool was like a Kage's, making it easy for me to respond to his challenge.

Suit man flinched away, taking a step back.

"Slender?" The trench man asked, turning away slightly to look at the suit man.

"S-She... the girl and boy both have energy like ours... just in more." The suit man, now named Slender, muttered back.

"What are you guys, idiots!? It's called chakra, Dattebayo!" Naruto yelled down, now standing up.

They both flinched away as Taka's chakra came back into my range.

"Naruto, Shunshin No Jutsu your ass to Taka! Now!" I barked as he nodded, disappearing quickly.

I looked down at the two tall men, seeing long tentacles appear out of their lower backs.

The extra appendages raced for me as I made the jutsu, sending a kunai at them before going.

My body hit stone as I tumbled, rolling down a roof as a hand reached out and caught my arm.

"Did I just hear something?" Someone muttered, making me tense.

"Nah dude. You proberly heard a duck or something, those shits go on our roof like it's new years or something."

Me and Naruto looked at each other, a tense look on our faces.

"We need a place to stay." I mouthed, Naruto winced.

"B-But..." He whispered.

I shook my head and swung from the roof and into the window, breaking the glass.

"What the fuck!?"

"Oh ducks! You said they were fucking ducks!"

My hand reached into my kunai pouch just as Naruto jumped in. I rushed the two men and cut their throats, clean cuts might I add.

Naruto let out a shaky breath as I turned to see Taka dragging both of the men outside.

He can take care of them.

"That sucked, Dattebayo." Naruto muttered as I began to search the house.

Two beds rooms, both with bathrooms leading from them. A downstairs kitchen, bathroom, living room and training room. Upstairs where we were had a sort of movie room and a tech room, with a board straight infront of the door.

This is a nice place...

"I was the one who killed them. Whimp." I yelled as I took one of the rooms, ignoring the yell of protest from Naruto.

We'll have to get food later, maybe steal.

"We'll have to get stuff tomorrow. I dont think our clothes are like this world's, Dattebayo." Naruto called out as I could hear him shuffling through the kitchen.

My brother is a mind reader. Shoot me.

A loud bang went off, making me shoot up.

"Naruto!" I shouted as I ran out the bedroom and down the stairs.

I saw Naruto with a strange object in his hands. He looked terrified as I spotted a hole in the ground in front of his feet.

It was something like what I saw in Kumogakure. They called it a 'gun' but it looked way less gigh tech than this.

"Naruto, are you okay?" I frantically asked, rushing over to check him for bruises.

He was clear.

"N-Never again... Dattebayo." He whispered as I dragged him to his room, chucking the gun onto a table.

I put him in the bed and dragged the cover over him, patting his head.

"Good night Akabo No Ototo." I whispered. (Baby brother)